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Funny Poems: Bullet Ant, by Liz Brownlee

I’m calling this a funny poem – but it certainly wouldn’t be funny if you were stung by this ant! It has the most painful sting of all ants, bees and wasps, and it can cause temporary paralysis. The terrible pain lasts for up to 24 hours. Luckily, it does not kill you!

 

The Bullet Ant

 

This creature’s sting is fiery hot.

though it’s so small it’s hard to spot.

“I’VE BEEN SHOT!” its victims pant –

that’s why it’s called the bullet ant!

 

© Liz Brownlee

 

The bullet ant is real – but you could write about a dangerous animal you know, perhaps a piranha fish, a tiger or a venomous snake, and only tell lies about the animal in your poem. Maybe you want to make it cuddly… or perhaps give it magical powers, or possibly you might want to exaggerate its dangerousness. Have fun!

 

Joke:

Did you hear about the ant that won the Nobel Peace Prize?

˙ʇuɐ-ᴉllᴉɹq sɐʍ ǝH

 

The great bullet ant image above was taken in Ecuador by Gail Hampshire, gailhampshire on Flikr. It is used with a Creative Commons license.

 

Author:

Poet and owner of Lola the alert dog. Be the Change, Apes to Zebras, The Same Inside, Reaching the Stars, Animal Magic. I visit schools, libraries, literary festivals, and organise poetry events. http://www.poetryroundabout.com http://www.lizbrownleepoet.com

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