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A Rainbow of Poems: Hallowe’en by Roger Stevens

Today we have an orange funny poem. Above you can see puppy Lola luxuriating on an enormous orange bean bag… she still likes big beds the bigger the better. Today’s poem is by Roger Stevens – thank you, Roger!

 

Hallowe’en

 

Darren’s got a pumpkin

Hollowed out a treat

He put it in the window

It scared half the street

 

I wish I had a pumpkin

But I’ve not and it’s a shame

I’ve got a scary carrot

But it’s not the same

 

© Roger Stevens

 

Joke:

Are any vampires good at maths?

¡ɐןnɔɐɹᗡ ʇunoϽ noʎ ssǝןun – oN

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Funny Poem a Day: Orange by Coral Rumble

This is Lola’s reaction to an orange. Mu-uuuum! I was expecting a treat! Not this thing of pips smelling of pith! Bafflement is, I think you will agree, written all over her face. Luckily, she didn’t have to eat it. I gave her a morsel of meat.

Today’s poem is by Coral Rumble, thank you, Coral!

© Coral Rumble

And here is a joke Coral sent:

I knew Coral was fond of cookies but I didn’t know that they served a purpose! I must eat more myself.

Here is Coral’s little dog, Gus.